It's Possible That I've Matured

Now '90210' Is Returning With An All-new Cast Of Slightly More Plausible Teens. I'll Be Honest: I Wish The Old Cast Was Back. Ideally, This Spin-off Would Be An Ice Storm-esque Exploration Of The West Beverly Gang's Bleak Adult Lives.

People Have Always Wanted To Be Recognized, And That's Human Nature. But People Used To Want To Be Recognized For Their Accomplishments, And Now They Simply Want To Be Visible.

I Absolutely Relate To Being Alone In Squalor, Trying To Come Up With Something Adequate. I Relate To That, And I've Been Known To Crawl Out Of Bed And Drink Out Of A 2-liter Bottle Of Diet Coke.

I'm Glad That As A 33-year-old Working Mother, I Can Still Choose To Wear A Hello Kitty T-shirt Or Stay Up Late Scrolling Through The Twitter Feed Of My Junior-high Crush.

Juno Macguff: Wise Move. I Know This Girl Who Had A Huge Crazy Freakout Because She Took Too Many Behavioral Meds At Once. She Took Off All Her Clothes And Jumped Into The Fountain At Ridgedale Mall And She Was Like, "blaaaaah! I'm A Kraken From The Sea!" Su-chin: That Was You.