President Reagan Is A Lot

My Belief Is That Guns Are Too Easy To Get In America. My Belief Is That The Nra Has Bought Much Of Our Congress, To The Point That Guns Are Actually The Only Unregulated Consumer Product In America. Think About That. It's Stunning.

I Love My Parents And They're Wonderful People, But They Were Strict, And I Still Look For Ways To Get Even. When I Got My Own Apartment For The Very First Time And They Came To Stay With Me For The Weekend, I Made Them Stay In Separate Bedrooms.

You Never See A Man Walking Down The Street With A Woman Who Has A Little Potbelly And A Bald Spot.

I'd Much Rather See Richard Pryor Or Jackie Mason In A Theater Than In A Club.

When Women Are Depressed, They Eat Or Go Shopping. Men Invade Another Country. It's A Whole Different Way Of Thinking.