President Reagan Is A Lot

I Can't Get Married. I Can't Fake Sleep For 30 Years.

I Am Thankful The Most Important Key In History Was Invented. It's Not The Key To Your House, Your Car, Your Boat, Your Safety Deposit Box, Your Bike Lock Or Your Private Community. It's The Key To Order, Sanity, And Peace Of Mind. The Key Is 'delete.'

I Just Get The Feeling That If Jesse Helms Was In Charge Of Art In America, You'd Go Into A Museum And See Nothing But Prints Of Dogs Playing Cards.

Wouldn't It Be Great If You Could Only Get Aids By Giving Money To Television Preachers?

My Belief Is That Guns Are Too Easy To Get In America. My Belief Is That The Nra Has Bought Much Of Our Congress, To The Point That Guns Are Actually The Only Unregulated Consumer Product In America. Think About That. It's Stunning.