President Reagan Is A Lot

To Listen To Your Own Silence Is The Key To Comedy.

My Family Was Totally Non-religious. There Was No Question We Were Jewish, But We Were Not Observant.

There's Only One Difference Between Jews And Catholics. Jews Are Born With Guilt, And Catholics Have To Go To School To Learn It.

I Love My Parents And They're Wonderful People, But They Were Strict, And I Still Look For Ways To Get Even. When I Got My Own Apartment For The Very First Time And They Came To Stay With Me For The Weekend, I Made Them Stay In Separate Bedrooms.

Most People Love Animals, And Most People Love To Laugh. Combining The Two Makes Both Resonate Deeper.