I Wasn't Funny As A

You Never See A Man Walking Down The Street With A Woman Who Has A Little Potbelly And A Bald Spot.

When Women Are Depressed, They Eat Or Go Shopping.

My Family Was Totally Non-religious. There Was No Question We Were Jewish, But We Were Not Observant.

When The Sun Comes Up, I Have Morals Again.

People Are Giving Birth Underwater Now. They Say It's Less Traumatic For The Baby Because It's Under Water. But It's Certainly More Traumatic For The Other People In The Pool.