Poverty Is The Step-mother Of

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

It Ain't No Disgrace For A Man To Fall, But To Lie There And Grunt Is.

Honesty Is The Rarest Wealth Anyone Can Possess, And Yet All The Honesty In The World Ain't Lawful Tender For A Loaf Of Bread.

I Hold That A Man Has As Much Right To Spell A Word As It Is Pronounced As He Has To Pronounce It The Way It Ain't Spelled.

There Are Lots Of People Who Mistake Their Imagination For Their Memory.