There Is Nothing So Easy

Dr. Holmes Says, Both Wittily And Truly, That Crying Widows Are Easiest Consoled.

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.

Zoroaster Said, When In Doubt Abstain; But This Does Not Always Apply. At Cards, When In Doubt Take The Trick.

Everyone Who Does The Best He Can Is A Hero.

I Don't Care How Much A Man Talks, If He Only Says It In A Few Words.