A Good Way I Know

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

Ill-nature Is A Sort Of Running Sore Of The Disposition.

Flattery Is Like Cologne Water, To Be Smelt, Not Swallowed.

Pity Cost Nothing And Ain't Worth Nothing.

There Are Only Two Qualities In The World: Efficiency And Inefficiency; And Only Two Sorts Of People: The Efficient And The Inefficient.