Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law,

And Now The Lads And Lasses, Following The Example Of The Birds, Bill And Coo Together.

True Wisdom Is Plenty Of Experience, Observation, And Reflection. False Wisdom Is Plenty Of Ignorance, Arrogance, And Impudence.

The Nearest We Can Come To) Perfect Happiness Is To Cheat Ourselves With The Belief That We Have Got It.

Satire That Is Seasonable And Just Is Often More Effectual Than Law Or Gospel.

The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy Is Really Poor.