Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law,

Some Folks As They Grow Older Grow Wise But Most Folks Simply Grow Stubborner.

The Morning Paper Is Just As Necessary For An American As Dew Is To The Grass.

If The World Despises A Hypocrite, What Must They Think Of Him In Heaven?

Suicide Is Cheating The Doctor Out Of Job.

It Is Not All Bad, This Getting Old, Ripening. After The Fruit Has Got Its Growth It Should Juice Up And Mellow. God Forbid I Should Live Long Enough To Ferment And Rot And Fall To The Ground In A Squash.