Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law,

Most Men Would Rather Be Charged With Malice Than With Making A Blunder.

Rumor Is Like Bees; The More You Fight Them The More You Don't Get Rid Of Them.

Life Is Short, But It's Long Enough To Ruin Any Man Who Wants To Be Ruined.

Despatch Is Taking Time By The Ears; Hurry Is Taking It By The End Of The Tail.

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.