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Don't Mistake Pleasure For Happiness. They Are A Different Breed Of Dogs.

I've Never Known An Auctioneer To Lie Unless It Was Absolutely Necessary.

Experience Makes More Timid Men Than It Does Wise Ones.

When A Man Gets Talking About Himself, He Seldom Fails To Be Eloquent And Often Reaches The Sublime.

The Secret Of Forgiving Everything Is To Understand Nothing.