Truth Is The Edict Of

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

The Books Are Balanced In Heaven, Not Here.

A Wise Man Never Enjoys Himself So Much, Or A Fool So Little, As When He Is Alone.

When A Man Comes To Me For Advice, I Find Out The Kind Of Advice He Wants, And I Give It To Him.

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.