The Best Medicine I Know

Marrying For Love May Be A Bit Risky, But It Is So Honest That God Can't Help But Smile On It.

It Is True That Wealth Won't Make A Man Virtuous, But I Notice There Ain't Anybody Who Wants To Be Poor Just For The Purpose Of Being Good.

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

Marrying A Woman For Her Money Is Very Much Like Setting A Rat-trap, And Baiting It With Your Own Finger.