Men Mourn For What They

Rumor Is Like Bees; The More You Fight Them The More You Don't Get Rid Of Them.

I Don't Never Have Any Trouble In Regulating My Own Conduct, But To Keep Other Folks' Straight Is What Bothers Me.

Liberty, Like Chastity, Once Lost, Can Never Be Regained In Its Original Purity.

When A Man Gets Talking About Himself, He Seldom Fails To Be Eloquent And Often Reaches The Sublime.

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.