Playing Golf Is Like Going

I Have A Thing For Tools.

I Used To Live An Isolated Existence, Even In Relationships, But Now My Family Knows Me For Who I Really Am. Mostly, That's A Good Thing.

Comedy Is The Ultimate Anarchist.

A Guy Knows He's In Love When He Loses Interest In His Car For A Couple Of Days.

There Is No Greater Feeling Than When A Groom Turns To See His Bride And Has Tears In His Eyes Because She Is So Beautiful.