You Don't Know What People

I'm Actually More Of A Cat Guy Than A Dog Person Because I Travel So Much. I Love Cats.

All Men Like To Think That They Can Do It Alone, But A Real Man Knows That There No Substitute For Support , Encouragement Or A Pit Crew.

Playing Golf Is Like Going To A Strip Joint. After 18 Holes You Are Tired And Most Of Your Balls Are Missing.

Never Comment On A Woman's Rear End. Never Use The Words 'large' Or 'size' With 'rear End'. Never. Avoid The Area Altogether. Trust Me.

My Comedy Is Not Mine. It's A Gift. I'm Not That Smart.