People Who Read The Tabloids

If I Want A Long, Boring Story With No Point To It, I Have My Life.

You Have To Motivate Yourself With Challenges. That's How You Know You're Still Alive.

They Seal The Subway Change-booth Guy Up Inside This Thing With Bullet-proof Glass, Closed In On All Sides, It's Like Some Kind Of Houdini Torture Tank Of Doom. How Do You Breathe In There? It Looks Like If You Put Your Hand Over The Change Slot, You Could Suffocate Him In Thirty Seconds.

Men Want The Same Thing From Their Underwear That They Want From Women: A Little Bit Of Support, And A Little Bit Of Freedom.

What The Hell, I'll Just Eat Some Trash.