I Like Definitive Things.

According To Most Studies, People's Number One Fear Is Public Speaking. Number Two Is Death. Death Is Number Two. Does That Sound Right? This Means To The Average Person, If You Go To A Funeral, You're Better Off In The Casket Than Doing The Eulogy.

If I Want A Long, Boring Story With No Point To It, I Have My Life.

Sometimes The Road Less Traveled Is Less Traveled For A Reason.

[i Like To] Engage With Funny People, Or Weird People, Or, You Know, Kind Of Off People. [whereas When I Meet] Anybody Who's ... Normal ... I'm Not Curious, I'm Not Interested.

You'll Fold Faster Than Superman On Laundry Day