People Who Announce They Are

Did Your Mother Never Tell You Not To Drink On An Empty Head?

I Have Been Made Redundant Before And It Is A Terrible Blow; Redundant Is A Rotten Word Because It Makes You Think You Are Useless.

I'm A Citizen Of The World. I Like It That Way. The World's A Wonderful. I Just Think That Some People Are Pretty Badly Represented. But When You Speak To The People Themselves They're Delightful. They All Want So Little.

Heckling Is An Act Of Cowardice. If You Want To Speak, Get Up In Front Of The Microphone And Speak, Don't Sit In The Dark Hiding. It's Easy To Hide And Shout And Waste People's Time.

I Always Look Skint. When I Buy A Big Issue, People Take It Out Of My Hand And Give Me A Pound.