I Don't Aim To Offend.

I Think The Longer Britain Is In Europe The Better.

I'm A Huge Film Star... But You Have To Hurry To The Movies, Because I Usually Die In The First 15 F--ing Minutes. I'm The Only Guy I Know Who Died In A F--ing Muppet Movie.

I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

A Fart Is Just Your Arse Applauding.

Killing A Guy And Stealing His Wife And Child Isn't Too Nice A Thing To Do.