I Don't Aim To Offend.

Who Discovered We Could Get Milk From Cows, And What Did He Think He Was Doing At The Time?

I Spent The Whole Time Battering People I Liked And Singing With My Arm Round People I Loathed.

I Love Scotland And I Speak About It A Lot, So People Think I'm Desperate To Go Back. They Just Take It Upon Themselves To Say I'm Going Back, But I'm Not. I'd Rather Concentrate On Becoming A Citizen Of The World.

Without Arts Programmes There's Only Reality Tv, And Reality Tv Needs The Arts To Show It What Reality Is.

I Don't Know Why I Should Have To Learn Algebra... I'm Never Likely To Go There.