I Think My Securities Far

Never Trust Anybody With Only One Book.

Don't Die Until You're Dead.

When You're Eating Something And Someone Asks 'is That Nice?' No It's Really Revolting - I Always Eat Stuff I Hate.

I'm A Huge Film Star... But You Have To Hurry To The Movies, Because I Usually Die In The First 15 F--ing Minutes. I'm The Only Guy I Know Who Died In A F--ing Muppet Movie.

The Religion In Scotland Is One Of The Most Patronising Things... After The Weather.