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There Is A Small, But Important, Difference Between Peeing In The Pool, And Peeing Into The Pool.

A Lifevest Protects You From Drowning And A Bulletproof Vest Protects You From Getting Shot, And A Sweater Vest Protects You From Pretty Girls.

Cottonballs Are An Example Of Something I'd Want To Buy, But Not Have As A Nickname.

Glitter Is The Herpes Of Craft Supplies.

I Was Student Council President In High School, And Even In Law School, I Was Vice-president Of The Student Bar Association.