Cottonballs Are An Example Of

Cotton Balls Is An Example Of Something I Would Buy, But Not Want To Have As A Nickname. Cinnamon Buns, On The Other Hand, Is Something I Would Buy And Want To Have As A Nickname. 'are You Cinnamon Buns?' 'you Bet Your Sweet Ass I Am.'

If You Have A Lair Then You Are Probably Not A Good Person.

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.

I Wear Dark Sunglasses When I Want My Head To Look More Like A Limousine.