People Look At Me, And

Everyone Keeps Saying, "oh My God, Oh My God, How Intimidating." It's Like Saying, "how Could You Date Jennifer Aniston After She's Been With Brad Pitt?" I Don't Care.

Wearing Crocs Is Like Getting Blown By A Dude. It Feels Great Until You Look Down And Realize You're Gay.

You Shouldn't Be Eating Anything That Takes Six Minutes To Microwave.

I Know Everything Because I Know Nothing.

Asking Someone In Advance Not Judge You, Is Like Asking Someone In Advance Not To Smell You.