I Don’t Have Any Ill

I'm A Sort Of Nuts-and-bolts Guy. I'm Into Turning Wrenches And Swinging A Hammer And Wrenching On Cars.

This Is Why The Terrorists Hate Us. And It's Not The Glitter And It's Not The Pomp And Circumstance. We've Got Black And White, We've Got Hispanic And Asian, We Got Gay, Straight, And Guttenberg, All Working Together For One Common Goal: To Get The Mirror Ball. And The Mirror Ball Doesn't Care What Color You Are, And It Doesn't Care How Rich Your Parents Are, And It Doesn't Care What God You Pray To. It's An Even Wooden Floor, And May The Best Man Or Woman Win. And I Say God Bless Dancing With The Stars, And God Bless The Usa.

I've Got A Great Eye For Color. I'm Like A Chick.

I've Never Not Finished A Masturbatory Session Or A Pizza. Those Are The Two Things I've Never Left Behind.

I Have Feelings That Are To The Right, And I Have Feelings That Land On The Left Side Of The Aisle. The Thing Is If You Have 10 Views That Land You On The Left Side Of The Aisle And Two Views That Land You On The Right Side Of The Aisle, Then People Just Put You On The Right Side Of The Aisle. I'm Not Sure Why.