Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!

A Lot Of People Would Say, To Be Truthful Is To Tell All, Every Dalliance, Every Crisis. They Might Be Right On Paper, But In Practice, It's Not A Great Way To Go.

Asking Someone In Advance Not Judge You, Is Like Asking Someone In Advance Not To Smell You.

Millions Of Guys Play Millions Of Basketball Games Every Day Of The Week At The Playground Or The Ymca. But Lebron James Gets $20 Million A Year Because He Can Jam On All Of Those Guys. We're Always Going To Want To See Lebron And Kobe Go At It.

I Have No Connection With Hollywood. I'm Not Interested. I Don't Care.

Maybe I'm Delusional But I'm Usually Funny. It's Not 100% But I Have A Pretty Good Batting Average.