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Don’t Do Your Best, Do My Best.

If The Media Isnt Slanted Toward The Left, Why Is Everyone So Worried About My Affiliation With Glenn Beck But Not With Alec Baldwin?

Welfare Is Monetary Methadone.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

My Life Is About Building And Working And Wrenching On Some Cars.