My First Car Was A

I Don't Like Soccer. I Think It Makes You Soft. And By The Way, You Telling Me It's The Biggest Whatever In The World, Look, They Drink Tea Everywhere Too; They're Pussies, You Understand? I Want Some Coffee.

I Didn't Have Any Success In Show Business Until I Was 30 To 31 Years Of Age.

Maybe I'm Delusional But I'm Usually Funny. It's Not 100% But I Have A Pretty Good Batting Average.

Whoever Is For Higher Taxes, Feel Free To Pay Higher Taxes.

It's Like The Fouth Of July In My Underpants.