People, Generally, Suck.

Sweetheart, Wake Up; You've Destroyed The House And I Need You To Suffer For It.

Unless You Can Change The Past, You’re Wasting The Present On This Guilt

Moses Should Have Said "let My People Go. Please."

She Knew It Should Bother Her More, Being Evil And All, But After She Put On A Little Mascara And Some Lipstick And Poured Herself Another Cup Of Blood-laced Coffee, She Found That She Was Okay With It.

You Were Supposed To Empathize With Your Friend's Problem, But They Were, After All, Your Friend's Problems.