People Find Gold In Fields,

A Preacher Was Operated On For A Hernia. As This Was About The Time Of The First World War He Was Given Ether. As He Was Coming Out Of The Anesthetic A Fire Broke Out In The Building Next Door. As The Flames Began To Show Through The Hospital Windows The Nurse Pulled The Shades Down. She Didn't Want The Preacher To Think His Operation Had Been A Failure.

One Of The Wonderful Things About Going To A Small College Is You Can Get Into Everything.

People Find Gold In Fields, Veins, River Beds, And Pockets. Whichever, It Takes Work To Get It Out.

Each Generation Has Been An Education For Us In Different Ways. The First Child-with-bloody-nose Was Rushed To The Emergency Room. The Fifth Child-with-bloody-nose Was Told To Go To The Yard Immediately And Stop Bleeding On The Carpet.

Posterity Is The Patriotic Name For Grandchildren.