People Don't Yell Nasty Things

A Place To Go - That's What My Mother Always Instilled In Me. You Need A Place To Go. And You're Worthless Unless You Have A Place To Go.

The Addition Of Nuts In Salad... I Always Find To Be Beneficial.

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"