People Come Up To Me...

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

How Many People Here Have Telekenetic Powers? Raise My Hand.

Some Mornings, It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps.

Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But Property There Will Cost You An Arm And A Dillo.

I Wanted To Get From 4th Street To 8th... Then I Remembered Einstein Postulating That Parallel Lines Eventually Meet. They're Dredging My Car From Lake Michigan As We Speak.