People Can Relate To Someone

My Favorite People To Have Fun With Are Police Officers 'cause They're So Serious, You Know.

Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead Of How Good The Years Were?

If I Speak Spanish In My Show, Which Sometimes I Do, I Translate What I Say. I Make It Where I Can Still Be Myself, But I Make It To Where Everybody Knows What The Hell Is Going On And When Everyone Leaves, They're Like "ok, I Get It."

I'm Never Home. I Miss Birthdays. I Miss Holidays. I Miss Anniversaries. I Miss Special Moments. I'm Not Always There For Important Times, Because I'm Out On The Road Trying To Make People Laugh. I Give Up My Privacy. I Give Up The Ability To Walk Somewhere And Relax.

There Are Certain Bits In My Act That Will Never Change.