Life Is Measured By How

There Are Certain Bits In My Act That Will Never Change.

Originally The Big Argument Was That They Wanted To Call It "raw And Uncut" And I Told Them I Had A Problem With That. When You Say "raw" It Implies That My Show Is Dirty And That's Not The Case.

I Just Recently Crossed Over Into Europe. They're Showing My Special Hot And Fluffy In Europe And Selling The Dvd There Too. And They're Doing The Same Thing In Australia And Canada. And I Think The Biggest Part Was I Did The Special In A Predominantly Latino Area, But I Kept The Show Mainstream And Across The Board.

Walgreens, Rite Aid, Cvs And Wal-mart Have All Figured Out The Evolution Of Life And They Grabbed All The Products That Are Necessary For A Life. And They Stuck Them In One Aisle And They Put Them In Order According To How You Mess Up... First Thing You're Going To See: Condoms. Next To That: Lubricant. Next To That: Pregnancy Test. Next To That: Pampers. Next To That: Formula. And At The End Of The Aisle They Sell Beer.

Aside From Producing I Want To Direct But I'm Also Going To Get Back Out On The Road.