I Got On The High

When I Go To Dance Clubs, I Always Dance With Big Girls, So We Finish At The Same Time.

I Was Not The Popular Kid In School.

There's 5 Levels Of Fatness! Fluffy Is One Of The Levels. There's Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy And Damn.

That's One Thing About My Shows. I Tell People, I'm Not A Comedian, I'm Just A Really Funny Reporter. I Put My Life Out There And Make It Entertaining. By Putting It Out There, It Helps Me To Deal With It, You Know, So I Don't Snap And So I Don't Go Off The Handle When I Get Home.

With All The Classes They Offer At School, How Come They Don't Have One For Common Sense?