I Got On The High

Why Would Anybody Connect To Someone Who Has Everything Going For Them? It's The Person Who Has Faults That People Want To Connect To. So People Identify With Certain Insecurities On Stage And Just By Me Talking About My Diabetes People Come Up To Me After The Show And Tell Me "gabe, My Blood Sugar Is Out Of Control And I Feel You". That's The First Thing They Say, They Say "i Feel You!".

Kids, Man, They're Way Too Honest. They're Like Mini-alcoholics.

I Don't Get Controversial, I Don't Get Political And I Don't Tell You What To Do With Your Life. I Just Go Out There And Tell Some Stories, And People Can Relate.

My Girlfriend Knows That If I'm Acting Weird At Home To Go To One Of My Shows To See What's On My Mind.

I Wanted To Be A Comedian, And This Is What I'm Doing. If I Can Keep This Going, I'm Happy.