People Are Just So Stupid.

I Couldn't Make Ends Meet. I Tried Red Lobster. I Tried Wal-mart. I Tried All These Places And I Couldn't Make It. I Couldn't. So, I Tried This Gentlemen's Club, And, You Know, I Worked There, And It Was Just Awful In Those Places. It Was Terrible.

I Wanted To Become A Model And An Actress.

I Am Just So Happy And Thrilled And I Am So Glad Mr. Hefner Chose Me.

If I Have Another Child, I Doubt I'll Get Married Again. I Don't Think Men Particularly Want To Be With Me.

It's Very Expensive To Be Me. It's Terrible The Things I Have To Do To Be Me.