Paddy Was In The Delivery

I’ve Come In And Out Of America For… Well, I’ve Lived Here For 15 Years. And I’ve Played Here For Nearly 30 Years. On And Off. But I’ve Always Played To My Fan Base. And I Can Come And Do Two Or Three Nights In New York Or Two Or Three Nights In L.a., And All That. But When I Go Away, Nobody Knows I’ve Been Gone. You Know, I Don’t Get Reviewed Or Anything Like That. So That’s Why I’ve Come Back And Done A Longer Time In A Smaller Place, In New York. It’s Always The People Who Live Here That Get A Chance To Know Me.

What Is It With Mcdonald's Staff Who Pretend They Don't Understand You Unless You Insert The 'mc' Before The Item You're Ordering? It Has To Be A Mcchicken Burger...a Chicken Burger Gets Blank Looks. Well, I'll Have A Mcstraw And Jam It Into Your Mceyes, You F**cking Mctosser!

The Great Thing About Glasgow Is That If There's A Nuclear Attack It'll Look Exactly The Same Afterwards.

When People Say "it's Always The Last Place You Look". Of Course It Is. Why Would You Keep Looking After You've Found It?

I Loathe Hecklers. I Haven't Got A Good Syllable To Say. When You Come Out Of The Club Circuit And Into The Concert Hall, They Should Be Gone. There's An Element Of Manners That Should Tell You That The Ticket Is Dear And It's A Different Venue.