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Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy Objects.

If Jesus Was A Jew, How Come He Has A Mexican First Name?

Don't Die Until You're Dead.

People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their Arse To Search The Entire Room For The Tv Remote Because They Refuse To Walk To The Tv And Change The Channel Manually.

Wisdom Isn't An Old Guy On Top Of A Mountain In A Loin Cloth. It Isn't An Answer. It's A Question.