Never Run With Scissors Or

My Parents Used To Take Me To The Pet Department And Tell Me It Was A Zoo.

Try To Catch A Trout And Experience The Glorious Feeling Of Letting It Go And Seeing It Swimming Away.

I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

My Definition Of An Intellectual Is Someone Who Can Listen To The William Tell Overture Without Thinking Of The Lone Ranger.

I've Always Liked It Here. Part Of Me Is Irish. My Family Comes From The West Coast, So Whenever I Come To Ireland I Get A Wee Tingling In My Heart That I'm Where I Belong.