Never Run With Scissors Or

I'm Not Going To Throw Away The Hand Of Friendship To Suit 100 Trotskyites In Glasgow.

When You're Eating Something And Someone Asks 'is That Nice?' No It's Really Revolting - I Always Eat Stuff I Hate.

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

Killing A Guy And Stealing His Wife And Child Isn't Too Nice A Thing To Do.

A Well-balanced Person Has A Drink In Each Hand.