Never Run With Scissors Or

I've Never Done A Comedy Club In My Life. It's Weird Because I Don't Have The Same Background As Most Comics. I Don't Have A History Of Going Up And Only Doing Eight Minutes.

In Mexico, Everything On The Menu Is The Same Dish. The Only Difference Is The Way It's Folded.

There's Nothing Better Than A Fight, Especially When You're Watching It From A Safe Place. You Can Yell Encouragement! Hit Him With The Left, He's A Big Jessie!

Don't Die Until You're Dead.

I Still Do My Comedy And My Performance Stuff And My Acting So It's Not All-consuming. But I Do Find Myself Drawing More And More These Days.