Our Natures Are A Lot

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

I Could Stop And Live Carefully But That's Ridiculous. I Don't Want To Live Carefully.

I Know Now That Everybody In The Arts Is Forever A Beginner. Experience Counts For A Great Deal And Very Little. Every Night Onstage I Feel I Am Starting From Scratch, Still Not Quite Sure What I Am Doing And Where I Am Going, Thrown By The Simplest Thing That Goes Wrong.

My Routines Come Out Of Total Unhappiness. My Audiences Are My Group Therapy.