Our Date-nightrule Is No Talking

We Have Such A Long, Familiar History With Peter Falk. The Minute His Mug Is On That Screen People Smile.

If A Tree Falls On Your Head In A Forest And No One Hears It, It Still Hurts.

I've Come To Realize That Making It Your Life's Work To Be Different Than Your Parents Is Not Only Hard To Do, It's A Dumb Idea. Not Everything We Found Fault With Was Necessarily Wrong; We Were Right, For Example, To Resent, As Kids, Being Told When To Go To Bed. We'd Be Equally Wrong, As Parents, To Let Our Kids Stay Up All Night. To Throw Out All The Tools Of Parenting Just Because Our Parents Used Them Would Be Like Making Yourself Speak English Without Using Ten Letters Of The Alphabet; It's Hard To Do.

I Always Loved Comedy, But I Never Knew It Was Something You Could Learn To Do. I Always Thought That Some People Are Born Comedians ... Just Like Some People Are Born Dentists.

But You Get Past That And Realize You Have To Let Go Of What You Think You Want. There'll Be Plenty Of Time For That Later. Right Now, Go And Be With That Baby. Just Play With This Beautiful Little Boy