Our Children Are Trying To

My Latest Blood Test Said My Cholesterol Was Very High And My Doctor Recommended Some Medicine For It. I Said "no" To His Recommendation And He Said "what Are You Going To Do?" I Said I Ate My Way Into This And I'm Going To Eat My Way Out Of It.

And So The Dentist Says 'rinse.' So You Lean Over, And You're Lookin' At This Miniature Toilet Bowl.

You People Are Not Prepared. You Are Well Educated And You Look Cute, But That's Not Going To Cut It.

Those Who Criticize Our Generation Forget Who Raised It.

A Hoyo De Monterrey Double Corona Is My Favourite Cuban Since Desi Arnaz.