Optimization Hinders Evolution.

Programmers Are Not To Be Measured By Their Ingenuity And Their Logic But By The Completeness Of Their Case Analysis.

Every Program Has (at Least) Two Purposes: The One For Which It Was Written And Another For Which It Wasn't.

The Best Book On Programming For The Layman Is Alice In Wonderland, But That's Because It's The Best Book On Anything For The Layman.

We Are On The Verge: Today Our Program Proved Fermat's Next-to-last Theorem.

Syntactic Sugar Causes Cancer Of The Semicolon.