A Good Programming Language Is

Computer Science Is Embarrassed By The Computer.

Because Of Its Vitality, The Computing Field Is Always In Desperate Need Of New Cliches: Banality Soothes Our Nerves.

Every Reader Should Ask Himself Periodically “toward What End, Toward What End?”—but Do Not Ask It Too Often Lest You Pass Up The Fun Of Programming For The Constipation Of Bittersweet Philosophy.

In English Every Word Can Be Verbed. Would That It Were So In Our Programming Languages.

Syntactic Sugar Causes Cancer Of The Semicolon.