Opportunity Only Gives You Knockers

There's Never Going To Be A Great Misunderstanding Of Me. I Think I'm A Little Whacked.

What People Need To Understand Is, That If They Are Eating Animals, They Are Promoting Cruelty To Animals.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I Don't Look At The Tabloids. I Don't Read The Tabloids.

I Feel Like I'm In The Best Shape Of My Life At 45 ... I Didn't Know This Exercise Thing Felt So Good.