I Feel Like I'm In

I Think Women Hide Behind Their Hair.

I Don't Do The Gym And I Don't Diet. I'm Vegetarian But I Don't Diet.

I'd Rather Bare Skin Than Wear Skin.

I Laugh When I End Up On The Worst-dressed Lists. I'm Not Trying To Be Fashionable. I Know I'm Kind Of A Cartoon Character. Do People Honestly Think I'm Wearing A Kafkan In Order To Be Fashionable?

Beauty Is The Fume-track Of Necessity. This Thought Is Therapeutic. If, After Several Applications, You Do Not Find Relief, Consult Your Family Physician.