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As You May Know, Kfc Is Under Worldwide Pressure To Eliminate Its Cruelest Abuses Of Chickens, Such As Cutting The Beaks Off Baby Birds; Breeding Chickens To Grow So Large, So Quickly That Many Suffer Crippling Injuries; And Slitting The Birds' Throats Or Dropping Them Into Tanks Of Scalding-hot Water While They Are Still Alive And Able To Feel Pain.

My Career Only Took Off Because Of One Football Game. I Thought It Was Funny. 'playboy' Called And Offered Me A Cover Just Like That. I Turned Them Down Initially, Because I Was Nervous About It And My Boyfriend At The Time Didn't Want Me To Do It, But They Kept Coming Back , So I Eventually Said Yes.

If People Knew How Kfc Treats Its Chickens, They'd Never Eat Another Drumstick.

Making Love In The Morning Got Me Through Morning Sickness. I Found I Could Be Happy And Throw Up At The Same Time.

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