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To Me, Comedy Is A Game.

The Plastic Knife Is Perfect For When A Person Just Wants To Make Some Marks On His Food And Get Insanely Frustrated At The Same Time.

If You Want To Make A Mythical Creature, Just Take A Regular Animal And Add Wings To It. A Horse Becomes A Pegasus, A Lion Becomes A Griffin, And A Hawk... Becomes A Double Hawk.

I Wear Dark Sunglasses When I Want My Head To Look More Like A Limousine.

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.