List Of 142+ Hipster Quotes

I Don't Feel Like I'm Very Pop-star Lame, But I'm Definitely Not Hipster-cool.

I Ain’t No Hipster, But Girl I Can Make Your Hips Stir.

All Men's Miseries Derive From Not Being Able To Sit In A Quiet Room Alone.

I'm Very Hip-oriented. I Focus On Hips In My Comedy - Probably More Than Any Other Hipster Comic Who Is Out There Hipping Today. My Hips, Other Hips. I Work With My Hips A Great Deal. That Is What I Do. But Not In A Gay Way.

I Would Like A Ship For The Hips, Please. Ships And Hips. Hipsters To Stir With Their Hips On The Hip Ships. And, Of Course, Hips. Yeah, Hip. That's Me. I Also Like Sips. I'm A Slow Drinker. A Sipster. I'm A Sipster Hipster Comedian. Yeah, Sips. But More Hips. Hip, Hipster, Hip Star, Hiptard. Definitely.

I Want A Guy Who Is Masculine, Good With His Hands, And Able To Build Stuff And Who Has Survival Skills. Facial Hair Is A Big Turn-on... I Like A Stronger, More Physically Imposing Man - Like A Lumberjack.

Sometimes The Sins You Haven't Committed Are All You Have Left To Hold Onto.

Violence Is My Last Option.

In Such Places As Greenwich Village, A Menage-a-trois Was Completed- The Bohemian And The Juvenile Delinquent Came Face-to-face With The Negro, And The Hipster Was A Fact In American Life.

I'm Definitely Not A Muscle Builder Or A Guy That's Interested In Being A Muscle Builder. It Feels Good To Get Back Down To A Normal Size. Not Like A Hipster Size Or A Buff-guy Size, But Just A Normal, 34-waist Guy.

I Don't Know The Difference Between A Hippie And A Hipster But, It's Fun To Watch Either One Of Them Get Beat Up.

If You Wish To Make An Apple Pie From Scratch, You Must First Invent The Universe.