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I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.

Artistically, I Find Jokes Really Satisfying Aesthetically, Because There's Something Great About Getting An Idea Down To A Sentence Or Two.

I Don't Want To Be My Own Boss. I Want To Be My Own Colleague.

I Don't Usually Fly In First Class, But I Fart In First Class.

I Think Cats Would Have An Even Worse Attitude If They Found Out How Stupid Their Names Were.