One Original Thought Is Worth

I'd Been Painting Rats For Three Years Before Someone Said 'that's Clever It's An Anagram Of Art' And I Had To Pretend I'd Known That All Along.

Anyone Who Believes In Capital Punishment Should Be Shot

I've Never Really Understood Why People Sleep. Wasting A Third Of Your Life And Becoming Vulnerable For Almost 8 Hours Every Night. Doesn't Seem Very Appealing To Me.

Think Outside The Box, Collapse The Box, And Take A F**king Sharp Knife To It.

People Are Fond Of Using Military Terms To Describe What They Do. We Call It Bombing When We Go Out Painting, When Of Course It's More Like Entertaining The Troops In A Neutral Zone, During Peacetime In A Country Without An Army.