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I Figure There Are Enough Self-opinionated Assholes Trying To Get Their Ugly Little Faces In Front Of You As It Is. You Ask A Lot Of Kids Today What They Want To Be When They Grow Up, And They Say, 'i Want To Be Famous.' You Ask Them, 'for What Reason?' And They Don't Know Or Care. I Think Andy Warhol Got It Wrong - In The Future, So Many People Are Going To Become Famous That One Day Everybody Will End Up Being Anonymous For 15 Minutes.

Brandalism Any Advertisement In Public Space That Gives You No Choice Whether You See It Or Not Is Yours. It Belongs To You. It's Yours To Take, Rearrange And Re-use. Asking For Permission Is Like Asking To Keep A Rock Someone Just Threw At Your Head.

Once Upon A Time There Was A Bear And A Bee Who Lived In A Wood And Were The Best Of Friends. All Summer Long The Bee Collected Nectar From Morning To Night While The Bear Lay On His Back Basking In The Long Grass. When Winter Came The Bear Realised He Had Nothing To Eat And Thought To Himself 'i Hope That Busy Little Bee Will Share Some Of His Honey With Me.' But The Bee Was Nowhere To Be Found - He Had Died Of A Stress Induced Coronary Disease.

All I Know About What People Think Of My Gear Is What A Couple Of My Friends Tell Me, And One Of Them Always Wants To Borrow Money, So I'm Not Sure How Reliable He Is.

You Can Win The Rat Race But You're Still A Rat.