On Valentine's Day, I Wired

Nowadays, When A Speaker Tells The Graduates That The Future Is Theirs--is That A Promise Or A Threat?

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness. It Just Helps You Look For It In More Places.

A Committee Is A Group That Keeps Minutes And Loses Hours.

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.