[on The Bmw X3] If

Being Smarter Than You Look Is Better Than Looking Smarter Than You Are.

When You've Finished Using A Car, Put The F***ing Seat Back, So Humans Can Use It Afterwards.

You Have City Centre Pubs Where Men Go To Meet Girls, Not Realising That All Girls In City Centre Pubs Have Thighs Like Tug Boats And Morals That Would Surprise A Zoo Animal.

I Started To Realise That Being Impolite Saves An Awful Lot Of Time And Costs You Nothing.

I'm Having A Nice Cold Pint And Waiting For This To Blow Over.